Is Facebook Really Going To Ban All Flat Earth Groups?

There will be no more flat earth nonsense on Facebook. Says a news source.


The Original Story Has Been Published On Various Alternative News Sites:

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level — In a rare tweet from Mark Zuckerberg, the social media giant Facebook has announced it will be eliminating all groups associated with, or related to spreading, flat earth propaganda from its social media platform. Mr. Zuckerberg cited, “as one of many reasons,” a young man’s suicide which occurred because the young man could no longer “live in a world of lies.”


The young man was a long-time flat earth advocate and flat earth shill on Facebook, primarily in flat earth groups. He was also known to post flat earth gibberish in recipe groups and dog injury groups as well, but that’s really beside the point. He was one of those people who really does believe the earth is flat. Well, he did until he died.

Bethany Millbright, a Facebook spokesperson, told Gish Gallop via satellite on Thursday that, “As of August, 2018 all flat earth affiliated groups on Facebook will be permanently archived. You will be able to see the groups, but you will no longer be able to post or comment. We will also get your little public pages, too.”

When asked what the hell she meant by that Ms. Millbright replied, “Don’t question Zuck. Okay? Just… don’t.”

Ok, so is it fake or not?

The entire article is fabrication, starting with a fake Zuckerberg quote about how he views us all as his children and that we need to be protected. The rest of it is fake too, including a quote from a Facebook spokesperson named Bethany Millbright:

“As of August 1st all flat earth affiliated groups on Facebook will be permanently archived. You will be able to see the groups, but you will no longer be able to post or comment. We will also get your little public pages, too.”

Millbright is actually a continuing fictional character who shows up in several Nevada Country Scooper articles in various roles as the story needs require.

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The end result is, of course, that people encounter articles on the site and take them as real anyway, with the disclaimer cleverly hidden on a page few people visit, owing to the fact that the top menu on the web site that would ordinarily lead you to that page is broken, making it very difficult to see the disclaimer at all unless you open the source for the web page as we did.


The entire phenomenon of the Flat Earthers is surprisingly not just a new meme as of about ten years ago, when the Flat Earth Society relaunched itself in 2009.  It’s actually much older than that. The original Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by Samuel Shelton, as a successor to the original Universal Zetetic Society. It was based on a denial of scientific method, for the most part, and an insistence that the views of the Catholic Church – that the Earth was flat and that the heavens were nested domes placed over it by the Creator, and that the stars were at most no more than 3,500 miles away.

Modern Flat Earthers are group of people who try to convince others that the whole Earth being roughly spherical thing is made up fiction, and that there’s a mass conspiracy of people trying to convince you of the fact that the Earth is round. They seem to be a mix of satirists, amused by the whole silly notion, but with a few true believers mixed in. Thomas Dolby was the first member of the newly recreated Flat Earth Society, because in 1984 he released an album called The Flat Earth. This became the name for his fan club and subsequent web site forums, and in 2004, Daniel Shelton, founder of the modern version of the Society (and no relation to the original), invited Dolby to join as its first member. While not a believer himself, Dolby accepted.

Since then they’ve been creating social mayhem, challenging scientific discovery (and specifically NASA) wherever they can. There are a number of Facebook groups dedicated to the idea of a planoterrestrial explanation of the origin and nature of the planet we all live on, but despite the hoax article, there’s nothing to worry about. Free speech is not being arbitrarily abridged.

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